Maelstrom's Tears!

fi_Lu_Seed Posted: 06-29-2010 3:45 PM | Locked

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Please submit here, before August 31st, 5 pm EST, your very own explanation of what Maelstrom, the evil Spaceticide Overlord, is doing in this picture and why!

Prizes include experience points, Botanickels, and rare Spaceticide items, like the Doom Kaboom!

Please submit your text(s):

• Before August 31st, 5pm EST
• Texts will be noted based on originality and language, not length. Please keep your text between 50 and 500 words.

Avigygy11 replied on 06-30-2010 4:12 PM | Locked

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he is crying

i have 2 reasons why

1. because he is scared of losing against us (the awesome seedizins)

2. all he really wants is for his lost uncle (the old spacetide overlord thingy) to come back and be proud of him and he thinks his uncle will not return and might even be dead

hope you like my ideas

fi_Lu_Seed replied on 06-30-2010 5:03 PM | Locked

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Hi!

Nice ideas, but could you flesh them out into individual texts, texts at least 50 words long?

Don't forget this is a context, the most original idea wins a rare prize!

IceTea100 replied on 06-30-2010 6:55 PM | Locked

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He is crying, because someone just kicked him in a very painful spot.

crazycrazy replied on 06-30-2010 10:58 PM | Locked

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Why is Maelstrom sad? Well I can tell you or not but I'll tell you anyway. It happened about a year or two ago. Maelstrom and co. have finally finished the 1 million batonickel super awesome space ship to wipe out the galaxseed's plant supply. As the super ship launches , the pilot gets KOd from the sudden boost and an inexperienced noobie has to take over. He keeps the pedal to the gross green metal and starts smashing into stuff damaging the ship. The entire crew bails and the ship crashes into Luma spilling its evil cargo on the 22nd of Joob. Until now maelstrom finally relizes how much money he lost but more importantly his limited edition rocket man action figured that glows in the dark was in a secret chamber on the ship. That is why he is sad.

Phazon_alien replied on 07-01-2010 10:59 AM | Locked

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 He is sobbing in this picture because he has lost one of his best battleships, with the greatest Spaceticide crew in existence. It had the strongest weapons to begin with. The seed turrets could fire 200 seeds per second. The ray guns could melt a Tendril Tantrum battlefield in 5 secconds. The ship was also made out of the strongest alloy - the rare Gigahnotonium - which is found at the core of Subterra, so it is very hard to get. It was destroyed by a GSF missile (The G-Missile) which is made out of the same alloy, except loaded with Luma's toxic goo from the Nukeswamps.

 That is why Maelstrom is crying.

tacom replied on 07-05-2010 1:40 PM | Locked

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Maelstrom, the evil Spaceticide Overlord, is crying because his mother jsut grounded him for 2 moths for destroying the planet the broadcasted her favourite soup opera. For 2 months he won't het his allounce, he can't build spaceships, can't employ any more spaceticides,  he can't invade, occupy or destroy planets, he can't go on a date with his girlfriend and he can't buy his favourite snack,.Fungiseed. But the worst punishment ever is that he must baby sit his younger brother who is so annoying, Maelstrom wants to kill himself if he just has to be with him for 1 minute.  And so this is an extramely rare event where an evil overlord is crying.

I am so sorry for Maelstrom, because if I wasn in his shoes I would be really sad. But I would be even more sorrier for his mother because if my favourite soup opera was stoped I would be so angry!

bin793 replied on 07-05-2010 1:41 PM | Locked

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He is crying because his favorite tv show was cancelled, then he found out he got a 'F' in his report card so he now has to stay over in the darkest area of the universe going to SUMMER EVIL SCHOOL *dramatic music* instead of being able to finally relax in his newest ship with a spa of evil relaxation during summer break, the worst nightmare of all seedizens and spaceticides alike. Who wouldn't cry!

mickeychocho replied on 07-05-2010 10:33 PM | Locked

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maybe he is crying because he is out numbered because his troops stand no chance against the seedizens and its rare for his troops to win battles against to win battles.   

Namm_killazilla replied on 07-06-2010 10:12 AM | Locked

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Maelstrom is obviously crying because his favourite show "Lost: Krorzy Edition" is over after, like, five or six years. He loved those little guys stuck on that empty planet. Well, maybe it wasn't completely empty. He's been crying for quite a while now, half because the show is ended, and the other half are tears of joy about how great the ending was. Now, he's crying so much that all the Spaceticide minions are crying, too. Just to be popular. I bet that if Maelstrom jumped off a cliff, they would do it too. Maelstrom had the entire army watch "Lost", and now they're all sad too. That's also why the new troops revealed every week of Joob aren't here yet - they're busy bawling their eyes out, too.

(A cookie for anyone who remembers what Krorzy is!)