The 'Namm Disses Maelstrom' Show!

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Namm_killazilla Posted: 11-18-2008 4:20 PM

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Welcome to the 'Namm Disses Maelstrom' Show! The only show on the Visiona to diss all Spaceticides at once! You can help to, by donating your own jokes! And I just hope Maelstrom comes back and sees this!

Here's your host, Namm_killazilla!

*applause*

Thank you! It's been a while. I would take Maelstrom's messages to the seedizens, and twist them into what he REALLY meant to say. Because we all know Maelstrom's a big dummy.

Oh? Craeton sent us an email on our special NDM computer.

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"Dear seedizens,

Since all of you are watching this on galactic Visionas, I know you are happy your GalaXseeds is back. Anyways, it's been about a year now, but you still haven't replied to Maelstrom's request that you come to Anathema and become our university professors. After all, we aren't all that bright.

- Craeton the King of Not-So-Bright."

Well, that's interesting! Craeton remembered that we still haven't arrived at Anathema and became the Spaceticide university professors. I'll type up a response.

"Dear King Craeton of the Not-So-Bright,

What are your expectations for a university professor at Anathema?

-Namm_killazilla"

Click Send, and he should recieve the email soon.

Oh! He sent a reply already! Let's see here...

"Dear Namm,

Any Anathema Educational Standard 'A' student can become a university professor. Let's see, in the GalaXseeds Educational Standard, a Anatheman A would be...a D. Yeah. Hope we see an increase in education standards here on Anathema soon!

-Craeton, and you know the rest."

Very interesting...a D student in GalaXseeds is an A student on Anathema...well, I suppose I could send even BETTER people over. I'll send A+ students over, that will teach them millions!

That's the show for this week. Make sure to post your awesome Spaceticide jokes here, because you know the Spaceticides would LOVE to hear them!

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dragongx9 replied on 11-18-2008 7:34 PM

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D student only? Might aswell make it an F student XD

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spaceranger replied on 11-19-2008 4:28 PM

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Good jokes, but given time, I'm sure you'll laugh us to tears... :D I'll try to think of something.

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Namm_killazilla replied on 11-19-2008 10:13 PM

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Commercial:

Did anyone know that the Anatheman Educational Standard marks are quite different from our own?

After mathematical study, we have figured out that a percentage in the GalaXeeds Educational Standard is in fact DOUBLED when entered into the Anatheman Educational Standard.

One who fails with 50% with an F and is considered a knucklehead here is actually university professor level on Anathema.

We'll let you figure out what that means.

The 'Namm Disses Maelstrom' Show, on Tuesday.

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dragongx9 replied on 11-23-2008 6:11 PM

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Tuesdays? Why not Saturdays? :O

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davidongames2 replied on 11-23-2008 11:40 PM

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*SOB* nobody missed me !!

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Pottsy3 replied on 11-24-2008 4:40 PM

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LOL we'll figure out tomorrow.

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Namm_killazilla replied on 11-24-2008 10:19 PM

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davidongames2:

*SOB* nobody missed me !!

Davidongames! I will not tolerate spam here!

Anyways, new episode tomorrow.

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Namm_killazilla replied on 11-25-2008 6:31 PM

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Hey, this is the 'Namm Disses Maelstrom' Show! The only show to diss Spaceticides on your Visiona!

Anyways, you Spaceticides out there might be a little offended by last week's show. Well, after all the angry messages I've heard, I just gotta say, you really need something better to do than watch me insult you.

Anyways, this week we're going to open some of those angry letters, and see what the writer truly meant.

This one's a little messy... I think it's a bit sticky, too...

"DEER NAMM

YER A BIG JURK! IT WUZ VARI MEEN UV U TU SA THAT TU OWUR KING CRATON!

- PURFECT SPEELER GIE PURSUN I GOTS SUM GOOD GRAMAR TU"

...

What was that? I can't understand a word that said.

Anyways, moving on.

"Dear Namm,

I feel that your presence will be unneeded when we enslave your clan. But it will be just as satisfying seeing you carrying all my possessions.

- Maelstrom the Heraticus"

Well, Maesltrom, it's been a while! How you been doing? What's been going on since you failed to enslave Strata the first time? Huh? Can you hear me, Maelstrom? If a bit of the GSF can drive you out the entire Anatheman army, what about the rest?

Anyways, one more. I especially enjoyed this one.

"Dear Namm,

I love your show!

- Spaceticide"

I just burst out laughing when I saw this.

Anyways, make sure to sharpen your skills at Tendril Tantrum. The Spaceticides will be after you if you have anything you have to do with this show, 'kay? Good. I'll see you next week. Don't forget to donate your own jokes!

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tyrant777 replied on 11-26-2008 6:15 PM

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lol spaceticides just got owned